Reasons Tinky Winky Can't Be Gay

*      The Purse doesn't match the shoes. Purple AND Red, I mean
really, clash-o-rama!

*      He's kinda' obese. Everybody knows that gay men (especially
public figures) are in remarkable shape.

*      That headpiece. Where I rate it for its FABULOUS height and
tasteful shape, it really doesn't have much in the way of frills, its
just a triangle. A true gay person would have accessorized it with
beads, pearls, sequins and/or something frilly.

*      He hangs out in a meadow.....ummmm skip that one, George
Michael in  the park ruined that analogy for me.

*      He's a really bad dancer. Nuff said.

*      The name Tinky Winky. I don't know a gay man on the planet
who would go with a name like that.... I mean HELLO, it screams "I'm
small "down there" and I don't care who knows it"!